"Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s love of scatological humor is so famous, there’s an entire Wikipedia page dedicated to collecting the many letters, poems, and even canons he wrote about shitting on things, be they beds or the faces of family members."
— From this piece on the Insane Clown Posse/Jack White cover (???? or whatever) of Mozart’s “Leck Mich Im Arse,” which is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. Is this fact about Mozart really common knowledge? Because I had no clue, and I wish it had stayed that way.
Anyway, when you’re done processing that (which will understandably be a while, take your time) be sure to follow the link and listen to the song, which includes specific instructions, like “Step one: spread your butt cheeks.” It’ll make you laugh … if you’re not too busy killing yourself or stabbing out your eardrums.
