This sounded funnier and less like verbal abuse when it happened.

  • Me: Ugh, you would not believe what song I have stuck in my head. It's-
  • Dude: Don't tell me.
  • Me: It's-
  • Dude: What-what-what is wrong with you? Why do want to tell me? Why?
  • Me: Because-
  • Dude: Because you're a bitch? It's because you're a bitch, isn't it?
  • Me: No. Because it's been in my head for like, two days and it's making me crazy.
  • Dude: I think you being crazy is what's making you crazy. Your brain goes where ever the wind blows it. Just . . . whoosh.
  • (beat)
  • Me: It's "The Promise" by When in Rome.