The “How stupid do you have to be” job posting of the day.
I love unnecessary capitalization and irregular use of bold text. It tells me that this is the crazy scam pyramid scheme career for me.
FREE Teleconference Explains Everything about this Work at Home position, and how you can Make Money on the Internet, and pocket up to $2500 in your very first month. Just hit the Apply Now button above to get the call in number and times, and to reserve your spot on our next call!OK, this isn’t your ordinary job, but read on and find out how this may be even better! A Bulletproof Plan you can tap into right now to to grow a Serious Online Income Starting Tonight! When you attend the call you get the opportunity to have your very own internet website business setup before you get off the call. And the website is Free! This Teleconference will teach anyone how to start a profitable business just by using Anthony Morrison’s Proven Blueprint to Success. In fact, No Internet Marketing Experience is necessary to have a business up and running immediately after attending this call. Anthony will teach you everything you need to know.Sceptical? So was I until I saw his methods featured on national TV, with real testimonials of others getting success in their first month. When you click the Apply Now button we will show you some clips on Anthony being featured on CNN, Fox News, ABC, and others, so you can see this credible validation firsthand.Don’t delay, click the Apply Now button above and get pre-registered for this free call.
Requirements
This position will require basic computer and internet skills. If you own a PC or MAC, and can get online and check your email, you can do this too!
While I adore the British spelling of skeptical that can’t possibly be purposeful, I think the “Make Money on the Internet” bit is my favorite. Obviously, it’s serious business because it’s capitalized. Oh wait, I mean, “Serious Business.” And remember, if you saw it on Fox News, it’s “credible validation.”
