Romance

  • (Walking by a behemoth medical center/hospital/whatever)
  • Me: Ugh, smokers.
  • Boy: I like how they're wearing scrubs and smoking. Whatever happened to "Physician, heal thyself"? That's about as literal as it can get.
  • Me: These aren't doctors. They're nurses or medical assistants or whatever. They went to community college to learn to stab you in the arm so they can support their kids without stripping.
  • Boy: Still! Whenever I see these people I just want to fucking kick them all in the head.
  • Me: I have never felt closer to you.