True Story:
Sometimes if you cry in front of your boyfriend he is really nice to you for the rest of the evening, and even pretends to be interested when you make him watch a clip of Star Trek TNG.
You guys, the cats!
No but really, these two bills are opposed by Human Rights Watch. Um, maybe that’s a sign they shouldn’t be passed, since we’re supposed to be the land of the free and all that shit?
this simple thing really helped me be less annoyed and I hope it will help you.
me: UGH! If I have to read one more thing about (“literary culture,” a “cute” thing Adam Gopnik’s kid did or said, a very rich person’s feelings, a “trend,” how yoga didn’t make someone thin enough, etc etc etc etc) …
(Source: emilygould)
I don’t know why it matters, we should obviously stay in the kitchen where we belong.
Also, the ocean is super creepy, as seen in this video. I don’t know what freaks me out more, the starfish and urchins scuttling around like nasty little bugs of the sea or the “icy finger of death” that kills them. *shudder*
Fashism has taught me this much.
Where have I been?
Cheese and crackers, I don’t even know. I think my life can be summarized thusly: beer, beer, pretty autumn leaves, junior-in-law visit (junior-in-law is what I call the family of the s.o. since we’re not married—but I always seem to drop out of these things before full-on in-law status is reached), new job complete with tyranny of internet usage, adventures in public transportation (with a very special feces episode), fake eyelashes, beer, sleep deprivation, beer. Something like that. So yeah. I kind of forgot tumblr existed (see: tyranny of internet usage).
Are you fucking serious LIFE? You call that “disturbing”? It’s bad enough to be afraid of showing a little intimacy between women for fear of offending someone, but to call it disturbing makes it sound like you’re about to show us pictures of like, stillborn fetuses that were exposed to Agent Orange or mass graves in Kosovo or hell, a nude photo of Bardot in 2011. Two women naked is not disturbing. CHEESE AND RICE.
